“daddy where do babies come from” “we just don’t know, sweetie…*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* “…we just don’t know”
— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort)
There is no way that I’m the first person who immediately thought of this.



We are good at worrying about the future.
Today’s xkcd (which is too long to share here, so click up top) is a superb reminder that people have long been concerned about the degradation of society thanks to our sprint toward tomorrow. the concerns of technology and social progress have been making ostriches out of worrywarts for centuries.
This dovetails nicely with my latest YouTube episode, which takes a look at how our brains deal with attention. We’re surrounded by worriers, telling us that our brains can’t handle the digital age. I think it’s a challenge, but in my video I try to paint a little more of an optimistic picture.
Because our brains are pretty awesome.
Besides, the future is an inevitable result of the passage of time. Where else are we supposed to go? We have no choice but progress.
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
(Source: cosplay-paradise, via sturmtruppen)
SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT
THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUTI HAVE QUESTIONS.
wheres the octopus? i only saw a loving father.
nobody suspects a thing omfg
??why is it called octodad?
can we take a moment to appreciate how amazing the song for this game is.
(via thispainshallpassaway)
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
FUCK OFF.
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
Don mattrick apologizes for the xbox one being a failure and not meeting to their customers standards.OH SHIT
IT HAPPENED
omg! he really admits it, about time.
There are times when, as a businessman, you’ve gotta admit to your mistakes and failures. The next step after that is learning from your mistakes and planning to do better in the future. Just like anything else in life, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
I’m sure Microsoft will bounce back in about 3 or 4 years with a bigger and better video game console, just as long as they realize exactly what went wrong. (*cough*tv*cough*, *cough*superduperpiracyparanoia*cough*) I’d happily buy it.
Until then, let’s see what the gaming market does with a cable box equipped with mandatory (possible) spyware, lol. I’m excited to see what the hacking culture does with it.